i am so offended yall thought i was lying
I feel like Maleficent’s curse was such a random and specific circumstance that she just sort of improvised it on the spot in an attempt to be cool. like
'OH YEAH WELL I HEREBY PUT A CURSE ON YOUR DAUGHTER THAT WHEN SHE TURNS SIXTEEN SHE'S GONNA (ah shit) SHE'S GONNA (uh) PRICK HER FINGER ON A SPINDLE (what the hell was that) AND DIEEEEE
im so glad i never had a scene/emo/goth phase like god was looking out for me for once thank you almighty praise be with you
what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth
what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson
VIXIC’S “IM MOVING HOUSE AND THIS IS SHIT I DONT NEED ANYMORE” GIVEAWAY
-must be following me (click here i made it easy)
-please message me OFF ANON if you have any questions about this
-reblog up to 5 times, please no giveaway blogs
YOU WILL GET:
- Crosley Portable Record Player (unopened, Turquoise)
- iPad (1st generation, has 3g capabilities but no webcam)
- iPhone 5 (it’s used but the screen is uncracked, everything works)
- MacBook Pro (ships in the case its pictured in, webcam is unreliable so i can send you an external logitech cam if needed)
GIVEAWAY ENDS WHEN MY FAMILY MOVES HOUSE WHICH SHOULD BE BEFORE AUGUST 26TH
If you claim to be an activist and say “it’s not my job to educate you” then you’re a pretty terrible activist. the point of activism is to advocate for your cause, spread information and try to get people to understand your goals. If you refuse to even help people understand, then you’re a pretty terrible activist and will probably turn people off of your cause.
when you see a rude hate post in your OTP’s tag
Aries- I love you MORE
Gemini- I love… cake.
Cancer- for how long?
Leo- Well, why wouldn’t you?
Virgo- Thank you
Libra- I have to pee.
Sagittarius- No, I love YOUUUUU
Capricorn- I know.
Aquarius- What even is love?
it was literally gold
House of mouse was the best. Was awesome seeing all the classic characters together.
Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.
today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a 'compliment') and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger' and when he tried to defend himself saying his dick was big enough I told him that it doesn’t count if he shoved two thirds of it in his personality and he just looked at me completely defenseless AND BASICALLY I STOLE THAT LINE FROM HERE BUT I SLAYED