gayleaf:

victorias secret 

victorias rumour

victorias regret

:(

muubuu:

kirah-chan:

bakrua:

todays-ponies:

gog-dammit:

lcarkatvantas:

thank god

finally 

*gets out knife* 

SSSSSSS

let us be

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

WE WILL GO TO THE ROOFTOPS WITH OUR LOVERS

you’re so embarrasing

wait, wait, wait, WHAT?! 
WHAT THE FUCK.

WHO THE FUCK DECIDED THIS.

ANIME AND SUPERWHOLOCK ARE MY LIFE!

IS THIS SERIOUS?

BECAUSE IF SOMEONE IS FUCKING WITH ME RIGHT NOW, THEY BETTER CONFESS, BECAUSE WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK. THIS BETTER BE A FUCKING JOKE.

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phlynn:

remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet

partofdisneysworld:

sup3rbun:

Finally finished it :) Based off “The Blue Umbrella.”

WHAT THE HELL THIS IS ADORABLE

10 hours ago · via · source · with 64,327 notes

benjaminhargreeves:

thedoctorknits:

i-effed-it-all-up:

im in one of those periods in my life where i cant focus on anything i cant finish an assignment i cant listen to one song for more than 5 seconds i cant sit through a tv show episode i cant finish a book i cant write a story

all i can do is stare blankly at the wall and wish i had something to do but everything i could do or want to do is just supremely unsatisfying

SOMEONE PUT IT IN WORDS THANKS YOU

nosdrinker:

everyone who likes coconut water is lying

10 hours ago · via · source · with 16,439 notes

viserystargarayen:

image

this is what i like to see

10 hours ago · via · source · with 23,420 notes

cabbage-vendor:

youraverageinsanity:

petboyfriend:

me avoiding all my responsibilities

did she just kick a laser beam in half

Feminism

howunpleasant:

when i was little i actually questioned why girls were supposed to cross their legs and when i was told “because boys will look up your skirt” i said “then tell boys not to look up our skirts” and my grandma got really angry with me but my uncle thought i was great and gave me a high five

aerinalanna:

trebled-negrita-princess:

theuppitynegras:

I love vintage stuff but I’m so glad I can enjoy them in the 21st century with my iphone, wifi and slightly more human rights 

somebody gets it.

I still wish that I could get tea-length dresses from actual stores, though, instead of online.  I prefer to use my internet to buy things that don’t have to be tried on before buying.

10 hours ago · via · source · with 125 notes

vvierd:

live. <3 laugh <3 murder

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

10 hours ago · via · source · with 60,224 notes

pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

image

I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I

HW