It's a metaphor see,
*stuffs whole Shadowhunter series in mouth*
You put the killing thing between your teeth
And you totally give it the power to kill you
*Continues to sob as I hug all of the books I own to my chest*
It's all a goddamn metaphor
hair done up really cute, lots of makeup, designer clothes, hipster blog, thigh gap
no hair, glasses, scary beard, button up shirts and porkpie hat, cooks meth to provide for my family. i am the danger. i am the one who knocks
Good Guy Burglar
no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest crap ever get out of my face.
Here are some scientific facts about blood loss for all you
psychopaths writers out there.
I would like to know what is in those bottles.
It’s Siracha!!!! Siracha is life!
That’s actually highly useful.
we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones
a guide to uk cities for foreign peoplemanchester:
gays. you will probably get mugged.
like manchester, but less gay. you will definitely get mugged.
probably quite good for canadians as exists in permafrost and has never left the 90s.
it's a lot cheaper than london
leeds but awful
gun death capital of the uk!
intense rivalry with nottingham, literally no one else in the country or world gives any fucks about this.
violently resist anyone who attempts to take you here
i'm not sure this is a real place
this is an illustration from the top of a christmas biscuit assortment
brighton & hove:
more gays. is only a pretend city. mild to moderate chance of mugging. contains some deeply annoying hippies. basically if san francisco was british.
there is literally nothing here.
exactly the same as portsmouth but smells of off milk
you have a 1 in 10 chance of ending up in a bbc recording. everyone sounds like a farmer or bob marley.
you have a 1 in 5 chance of ending up in a bbc recording, and a 1 in 3 chance of being glassed.
post apocalyptic wind tunnel full of drunk sailors pissing on depressed hookers. do not enter.
everyone here is from london now.
no one from london is actually from london and even breathing is expensive.
windy and full of equal amounts of homeless drug addicts and public schoolboys. the junkies are nicer.
same number of cunts as cambridge but easier to escape from due to all-night bus to london
a goth turned into a city. basically london but slightly more scottish.
it is impossible to tell whether people are angry or happy.
las vegas at the point when vegas starts crying uncontrollably
do not order "an irish car bomb" OR "a black and tan" here.
really, really don't.
count people's fingers. mutations walk here.
like plymouth, bombed flat in ww2. like plymouth, failed to take the hint. like plymouth: do not alight here.
poster-child for world war 3. good luck finding somebody with teeth.
Who the hell is this Tinkerbell?
Last I checked; Tinkerbell was a nasty cold, mean ass bitch like this:
And what about this:
Or even this as well:
So I ask who the hell is this:
Because she sure as heck ain’t Tinkerbell.
Amen someone finally brought this out
Hubble has spotted an ancient galaxy that shouldn’t exist
This galaxy is so large, so fully-formed, astronomers say it shouldn’t exist at all. It’s called a “grand-design” spiral galaxy, and unlike most galaxies of its kind, this one is old. Like, really, really old. According to a new study conducted by researchers using NASA’s Hubble Telescope, it dates back roughly 10.7-billion years — and that makes it the most ancient spiral galaxy we’ve ever discovered.
"The vast majority of old galaxies look like train wrecks," said UCLA astrophysicist Alice Shapley in a press release. "Our first thought was, why is this one so different, and so beautiful?"
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what if u could put ppl on vibrate like phones so instead of talking 2 u they would just shake