that one celebrity crush that is both the cutest person you have ever seen but also the sexiest motherfucker on the planet
i think we found the opposite of nash greir
Today I was at work and this like 13 year old kid came in with a snk jacket so I was all omg I really like your jacket and his face like lit up and he smiled and turned to his friend and was all “she gets it! She gets it!” and his friend just sighed and kinda shook his head and I think that perfectly describes the friendship between an anime watcher and a non-anime watcher
my mom said i can only have one glass of milk a day wtf mom
frick you mom
WHY DO YOU HAVE A TGLASS THAT BIHG
Neptune taken by NASA
who THE FUCK let NASA take Neptune
Free Neptune 2014
Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)
it’s only monday and i’m about 98% done with this week
"did u dye ur hair red" ummm no its black cherry burgundy brown with an auburn undertone?? duh
what if everything you see right now is just a hallucination caused by inhaling oxygen
Is that why when you stop breathing you black out.
GUYS STOP MAKING ME QUESTION MY EXISTENCE
“You gave me a forever within the numbered days, and I’m grateful.”
imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays
- Rolo and Juliet
- Mars Ado About Nothing
- Antonutella and Cleopatra
- Merchocolate of Venice
- Two Gentlemint of Verona
- Richerry III
It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard.
Tom Hiddleston would faint
OH I’M SO GLAD THIS IS ON MY DASH AGAIN.
let this always be on my dash
I can’t even
I have a really hot waiter.Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
wanna know what these all say?
"suck his dick"