emojustinyoung:

kievrob:

DEAR GOD, IT IS REAL

i am so offended yall thought i was lying

5 hours ago · via · source · with 14,607 notes

neilnevins:

I feel like Maleficent’s curse was such a random and specific circumstance that she just sort of improvised it on the spot in an attempt to be cool. like

'OH YEAH WELL I HEREBY PUT A CURSE ON YOUR DAUGHTER THAT WHEN SHE TURNS SIXTEEN SHE'S GONNA (ah shit) SHE'S GONNA (uh) PRICK HER FINGER ON A SPINDLE (what the hell was that) AND DIEEEEE 

5 hours ago · via · source · with 61,489 notes

yzma:

im so glad i never had a scene/emo/goth phase like god was looking out for me for once thank you almighty praise be with you

6 hours ago · via · source · with 579 notes

drugsupplier:

calling your friends like

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6 hours ago · via · source · with 78,545 notes

ghivashels:

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson

6 hours ago · via · source · with 80,361 notes

vixic:

VIXIC’S “IM MOVING HOUSE AND THIS IS SHIT I DONT NEED ANYMORE” GIVEAWAY

RULES:

-must be following me (click here i made it easy)

-please message me OFF ANON if you have any questions about this 

-reblog up to 5 times, please no giveaway blogs

YOU WILL GET:

  • Crosley Portable Record Player (unopened, Turquoise)
  • iPad (1st generation, has 3g capabilities but no webcam)
  • iPhone 5 (it’s used but the screen is uncracked, everything works)
  • MacBook Pro (ships in the case its pictured in, webcam is unreliable so i can send you an external logitech cam if needed)

GIVEAWAY ENDS WHEN MY FAMILY MOVES HOUSE WHICH SHOULD BE BEFORE AUGUST 26TH

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ruinedchildhood:

If Michael Bay Directed Pixar’s ‘UP’

6 hours ago · via · source · with 23,488 notes

cosmopolitanchick:

If you claim to be an activist and say “it’s not my job to educate you” then you’re a pretty terrible activist. the point of activism is to advocate for your cause, spread information and try to get people to understand your goals. If you refuse to even help people understand, then you’re a pretty terrible activist and will probably turn people off of your cause.

1 day ago · via · source · with 1,634 notes

detectiveloser:

when you see a rude hate post in your OTP’s tag

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1 day ago · via · source · with 8,849 notes

How the signs respond to “I love you”

shitthesignssay:

Aries- I love you MORE

Taurus-really?

Gemini- I love… cake.

Cancer- for how long?

Leo-  Well, why wouldn’t you?

Virgo- Thank you

Libra- I have to pee.

Scorpio- Mhm

Sagittarius- No, I love YOUUUUU

Capricorn- I know.

Aquarius- What even is love?

Pisces- Huh?

1 day ago · via · source · with 119,110 notes

themaraudersaredead:

i know you guys are done with ferguson news because its not “”“”trendy”“”” anymore but an eight year old child was hit with tear gas

1 day ago · via · source · with 26,759 notes

p1kenobi:

jinnora:

why

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cancel

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this

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fucking

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show??

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it was literally gold

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House of mouse was the best. Was awesome seeing all the classic characters together.

1 day ago · via · source · with 27,969 notes

curlicuecal:

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

1 day ago · via · source · with 19,477 notes

actionables:

today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a 'compliment') and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger' and when he tried to defend himself saying his dick was big enough I told him that it doesn’t count if he shoved two thirds of it in his personality and he just looked at me completely defenseless AND BASICALLY I STOLE THAT LINE FROM HERE BUT I SLAYED

1 day ago · via · source · with 127,227 notes
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