chicken-nuggets-official:

call the police

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intergalacticju:

thatnerdybakergirl:

crainneag:

vardaesque:

silvenhorror:

gerardandlindseyway:

onthesideoftheotters:

iamahendrocks:

This is an eyeshadow called Nic Cage Raking Leaves On A Brisk October Afternoon.

Yes.

Really.

wow i love that eyeshadow you’re wearing, what’s it called?

oh just the nic cage raking leaves on a brisk october afternoon i bought yesterday

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…and this is basically why everyone should buy from Shiro. Did you know they also put candy in your order? They do. Like srsly. For reals. I got mine. I ate it. (the candy, not the eyeshadow)

IM CRYING THEY SELL BATCHES OF LIKE FIRST-TRY BLEND MAKEUP AND THEY’RE ALL JUST CALLED HERP DERP HURR DURR

Omg I am IN LOVE with their King under the mountain color but if I ever wore it IT WOULD MAKE ME SO SAD.  

their other colors include “No Oscar For Leo Dicaprio” and “Dammit, Moon Moon”

SCREAMING

Happy September 1st!

15 hours ago · via · source · with 2,803 notes

flawfulbre:

I honestly don’t think I can make out with someone for over a minute without it getting hella sexual.

15 hours ago · via · source · with 2,670 notes

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

thalamtnafsee:

heroincest:

my friend and i had to break a social norm for our sociology class so we drove around and catcalled boys (and one male teacher omfg) and they all looked so alarmed and confused and like they thought we were straight up crazy it was priceless and it rlly highlighted the fact that women just expect to be harassed when walking down the street whereas guys are just completely taken aback by it

this is a really important thing for people to understand

15 hours ago · via · source · with 22,005 notes

i’ve had tumblr for years and i still don’t know what the fuck an rss feed is

froabble:

when someone ur trying to impress likes ur post

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15 hours ago · via · source · with 84,108 notes

Women do not have to:

clemlin:

vegankatie:

  • be thin
  • give birth
  • cook for you
  • have long hair
  • wear makeup
  • have sex with you
  • be feminine
  • be graceful
  • shave
  • diet
  • be fashionable
  • wear pink
  • love men
  • be the media’s idea of perfection
  • listen to your bullshit
  • have a vagina

This is very true, but it’s important to remember that if a woman is feminine, graceful, shaves, diets, wears make up, or does any of these things in the list, it doesn’t make her a slave to patriarchy or any less of a feminist than you.

BLESS.

diamond-dcgs:

*dr who theme*

magnusbane:

stop tid ship war 2k14

15 hours ago · via · source · with 132 notes

intensional:

when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it

Anonymous: What is your ultimate fantasy?

becomingathena:

Financial stability.

16 hours ago · via · source · with 35,150 notes
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